Oh shit. Mr. Prez has jungle fever.
Vincent watches Scandal

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Reasons My Baby Gorilla Is Crying: The stethoscope is too cold."Submitted By: Monique M.Location: California, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Reasons My Baby Gorilla Is Crying: The stethoscope is too cold."
Submitted By: Monique M.
Location: California, United States


badengagementphotos:

Who doesn’t love a good butt-crack?

badengagementphotos:

Who doesn’t love a good butt-crack?


badengagementphotos:

I love this for so many reasons. Is it for real? I don’t really care because it is amazing.

badengagementphotos:

I love this for so many reasons. Is it for real? I don’t really care because it is amazing.


badengagementphotos:

Photoshopped or custom-made shirt?

badengagementphotos:

Photoshopped or custom-made shirt?


Our First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton, once said: "You cannot be both young and wise." I say, let’s prove her wrong.

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

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Women who don’t respect other women don’t deserve my respect


I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”
Aziz Ansari  (via sadgurl95)

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thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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Samson
Regina Spektor

You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first.

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